I Always Follow Rule 22:
by Ian Li
All unclaimed property must be delivered
over to the Office of the Watchful.
When I find a discarded coin, I immediately
turn it in. The Officer glares, like he suspects
I’m hiding a second contraband coin. No word
of thanks. That’s okay, my duty is my reward.
An Officer yanks a yelping stray pup
from a man’s arms, beats them both. The man’s own
fault. He knew the consequences hiding what’s not his.
Two men with fury-red eyes drag a migrant woman
up the building’s concrete steps. The Office accepts
any and all forms of property; it does not discriminate.
Today, I discover an unclaimed box of explosives.
I always follow Rule 22.
Ian Li (he/him) is a Chinese-Canadian economist, developer, writer, and poet, who started writing in late 2023 after a lifetime of believing he could never be creative. Find his work featured in Nightmare Magazine, Strange Horizons, Year’s Best Canadian Fantasy & Science Fiction, and the Toronto subway system, among other venues. He is also a poetry editor at Orion's Belt. Learn more at ian-li.com.

